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- Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
- Boy: I know.
- Girl: I love you!
- Boy: I love you more, much more!
- After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed.
- Girl: Where is he?
- Father: You don't know who gave you the heart?
- Girl: What? (She starts crying)
- Father: I'm just kidding, he went to the toilet :D
