1. feelingmoganun:

    Boy: Marry me?
    Girl: Do you have a house?
    Boy: None but…
    Girl: Do you have a BMW car?
    Boy: None but…
    Girl: How much is your salary?
    Boy: No salary but.
    Girl: No but. You have nothing. How can I marry you? Just leave me, please!

    *LE DRAMATIC LEAVE*

    Boy: *talking to himself* I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche.. Why I still need to buy BMW?! How can I get the salary when actually I’m the BOSS?

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